Theory 2013

Stanford University Department of English seeks a candidate for a tenure-track position in Muppet theory, specializing in chaos:order muppet ratio. Candidate must have:

1. good teaching recod with both chaos and order muppets

2. publications in peer-edited muppet magazines

3. have seen the last two muppet movies

Any close resemblance to muppet is a plus. PhD in hand by August 2013.